A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?
Check my anus dude, I think I have H.
Make my swamp great again!
I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
Check my anus dude, I think I have H.
Make my swamp great again!
I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020
Get the Helen Smith mug.When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.
Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.
by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009
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by Shoutitlouderfm June 10, 2021
Get the Helen skills mug.A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
by babstrei February 6, 2010
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When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009
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The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011
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