heffa

a fat chick that knows shes fat but still would rather eat.
"im not a heffa"
"uhm honey you are. just look in the mirror"
as the girl looks in the mirror and realizes she weighs a bajillion pound and starts to cry uncontrolably
by juliianaaaa March 24, 2008
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heffa

Misspelling of Hereford, the type of cow to which distastefully large people are compared.
Heffa is a word used by people who are ignorant of the word Hereford.
by gridsleep March 31, 2020
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heffa

a word dasha uses to call people mean nasty things because she like to call people mean and nasty thing
dasha said, "what you say heffa!?"
by biglydogg March 08, 2004
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Heffa Hoe

A female that is getting on your last nerve. One of them hoes that don't know their place or when to shut the fuck up. It could be a nasty hoe as well.
I just can't stand a slick, co-signing heffa hoe!
That heffa hoe still talking shit?!
by CFBossBish January 13, 2015
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dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone
Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.
by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021
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heffa moment

A female derivative of nigga moment. The moment where an otherwise rational female--regardless of race, nationallity, or sexual orientation--has a lapse of logic, self-control, and overall dignity. Anything could trigger this moment, but usually an undeserving lover is involved.
Did you see Flavor Of Love last night? Girl, that was just one long heffa moment.
by Nita W. September 04, 2006
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Swamp Heffa

I can't stand skunk-haired havin' swamp heffa's.
You ain't nothin' but a heffa from the swamp.
Go back to the swamp, heffa!
by J. Herring & C. Nizer September 23, 2010
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