Turd-Head

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.

Shut the fuck up turd-head!

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Turd Herd

a group of people dressed like turd

"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"

by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Heardy-Turdy

When she shits on your side of the bed when she leaves.

That bitch heardy-turdy me last week, hopefully she stops wiping back-to-front soon...

by Chuckchuckwhatthefuck May 24, 2022

Head of turds

The head of a white person bearing dreadlocks. So named because of how dreadlocks, when worn by a white person, tend to look more like turds coming out of their skull. Not too uncommon in small mountain towns in Colorado.

Johnny's got a whole head of turds now. He should never have gone on that retreat in nepal.

by Youwantdrpinn February 23, 2026

Heardturd

When a person deficates in their significant other's bed and proceeds to blame the act on a small Teacup Yorkie canine that's physically incapable of producing such a magnificently, gigantic steaming pile of shit.

You know it's time to call it quits when you wakeup to a Heardturd by your head.

by NoMoHeardTurdsDotCom May 5, 2022

Turdle head

It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.

Bro, I have a massive turdle head!

by Fartmaster101 June 9, 2018