hampden

hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.

yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)

by girlnarly October 30, 2011

headpat slut

A person who loves headpats so much to the point where you are almost required to give them headpats

this is a headpat slut, make sure to give them headpats before you go!

by IzumiWasTaken December 1, 2019

Headpat

An action of patting somebody's head. Usually meaning happiness,affection,acceptance,or appreciation of the persons head you pat.

I gave him a headpat because I appreciate him. 💜

Oh she gave he a headpat because I did something good!💙

by 0ShySociopath0 June 24, 2021

Hamplanet

A serious fatty.

The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.

The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.

by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016

Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.

Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.

by gottimafia February 4, 2010

Hampire

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

Headpat

an act of affection, done by placing a hand on another person's head, and either moving it from side to side gently (petting) or moving it up and down (patting). usually done with close and semi-close friends. can make one feel calmer and happier.

"I'm gonna headpat you"

*pat pat*

by TheNameIsTanya February 8, 2021