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I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying
by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
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Stop! You have violated the law!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010
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do you are have stupid

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.
John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm
by begone-clot October 22, 2018
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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do robots have dicks

kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC
by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
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have some goddamn faith

something someone says when you stop believing in becoming mango harvester in Tahiti
Tahiti? Where have I heard that before?
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
by im so braindead January 26, 2021
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