HARPS

Acronym for Holy Awesome Righteous Penis Syndrome, in other words a completely mind blowing package, a male member that is ballin outta control, junk that wont stop pleasuring, a dynamic dick, an epic cock, a hella bomb wang, an unstoppable bulge held back only by medically prescribed boxers, a schlong of unmeasured proportions, a simple look at a HARPS penis will send a woman rolling in ecstasy. This syndrome is difficult to live with due to the common mistake of hearing "herps" instead of "HARPS" in loud surroundings and keeping girls conscious after taking your pants off

Last night Luke got pantsed at the pool, unfortunately no one knew he had HARPS and now Tammy is in an orgasmic comma

by SpreadHARPSnotHerps July 25, 2011

Harpely

To be nice, kind

To make friends, you should act very harpely.

by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ April 9, 2015

Harping

(v) When a man or woman, usually a "player", goes after, or trys to have sexual intercourse with a large women or man only for pleasure.

(Orriginated from the word harpoon)
Harpoon- a spear for catching large fish or whales, to bring them in.

"Major haul!" Jamal yelled as he walked into the club. He was going Harping tonight.

by Emofish December 21, 2009

harp

Is a very quiet person and like to stay alone but loves to travel and stay with he’s family when traveling and working all the time.

Friend wanna go to Tokyo

Harp sure let me pack

by The under name September 20, 2020

harp

Being drunk and throwing up, and then blaming it on something else.

Wilson harped at the party and said he had the flu.

by iBEHOLDER September 22, 2007

harpe

neil is a chode

neil

by adolf October 17, 2003

Harp

Hit And Run Poster - someone who posts the most moronic or untrue things on a comment thread and never comes back to defend his/her comments.

That poster is just a HARP, with no ability to defend his/her positions.

by NCASOCCERGUY April 24, 2016