sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

downs is happening

when something extremely dumb happens

guy 1 "smells like aids"
guy 2 "downs is happening"

by madd00maxx February 3, 2010

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

saint happening

Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.

Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.

by jim17g April 5, 2005

Harketing

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.

You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.

by BenC May 13, 2006

hopening

Hope+ opening as in when you open the refrigerator and hope there is something good at a quick glance.

I was hopening for some free food in my work fridge.
Or coming home drunk I was hopening for some fridge snacks

by LinZ-eee February 18, 2015