Hanus

Short for hair anus, seen commonly with enbunned long hair.

“Your bun is a little low Geraldine, I can see your hanus.”

by scott00000001 December 29, 2024

hanus

A real bad asshole.

He’s the most hanus person I know.

by Coreldo July 23, 2025

Hanus Crime

The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.

Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.

by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment

look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)

by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016

Hanus haythem

47 year old woman doing griddy

Hanus haythem sheesh

by Hamburgervr 💀😎 March 29, 2022

Hanus Abrahamsen

Hanus Abrahamsen is the top definition, in The Faroe Islands for being 180 cm and gay.
It's also a term for being attracted to under age oluffar.

You are short and you are gay!?! you are a damn Hanus Abrahamsen.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021