hanukkah

The way too long and somewhat boring winter holiday that really isn't anything other than a weak attempt to apply the least amount of tincture to our children's wounds for not being allowed a Santa Claus at that fercocktenah time of year, comprising the period of the most intense fear mongering and when really close minded and insecure xenophobics worry a kid might for just one day, December 25, rather just be another American kid and get a Master Replica light saber and some weird red and white striped candy from a fat old white guy dressed in red who jets around the world in a reindeer driven sielgh. Oy vey!

"Ok, so what's that about the lump of coal I got for Hanukkah last year?" or "Isn't it enough you cut part of my special friend off?" or "So instead of Toys and elves and magic, all I get to celebrate Hanukkah by having to eat greesy latkes and light candles every single night (8) nights in a row?" or And all this just so my parents can quietly think; "Hey, Busta, aren't we doing a good job making Seth feel better about Santa not visiting with those really pretty Hanukkah cookies and greesy latkes and that really cool story about the Greeks and how Jews found oil to light their candles for a week and a day?" or "I am going to marry that cute gentile Mom and Dad so I can have an excuse to celebrate the other really cool celebration. Hey, admit it, for us kids anyway, Hanukkah can't light a candle to Santa's Toy Time."

by Jack the Pink MacHummmberrgerrer September 14, 2006

Hanukka Hangover

A hangover that continues to screw you well beyond the standard time, giving you a new gift of shame each day.

Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red

Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat

Oh god this hang over hand turned into a Hanukka hangover.

by COW PLOW July 8, 2012

Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006

Hanukkah bowl

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.

Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"

by Lingin May 5, 2010

hanul

a hanul (girl) is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever come across. she is a beauty on the inside and out. she is smart even if she denies it, and will love you more if you tell her that she is. she is flirtatious but she only has eyes on one person. she also loves helping people out and is not afraid to show her real self to you which is probably why a lot of guys like her.

(person 1): "oh-em-gee! did you see what that girl is wearing? she's so pretty! I also heard that she gets straight A's, is that true?"
(person 2): "of course she's pretty and smart, that's hanul!"

by ash8101 December 15, 2020

hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.

So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"

by Jason_98 September 15, 2006

hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.

by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008