hamstairs

(n.) A potentially infinite flight of stairs created for a held hamster by repeatedly placing a free hand in front of it as it walks.

"My hamster won't sit still when I hold it, so to keep it from plunging to its death I employ the hamstairs maneuver."

by DiceOfDeath August 25, 2009

hamstritch

(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.

A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch

by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 6, 2014

hamsti

a cute nickname for a hamster

my hamsti is so cute

by shksvdndsödvdvdbdb June 5, 2020

professional street hamsta

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word

guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

by myggefar May 23, 2023

Hamsta Lovin'

Freaky Sex with a hamster, or someone that resembles one. It usually includes various positions with hamster porn in the background, lots of squealing and some fur pulling. Usually does not include foreplay, or similar. Most of the time they include tards, animals, strobe lights

She came over and I gave her some hamsta lovin'.

by Hamsta August 17, 2006

Hamsticker

A humourous name used within the Homestuck (an online webcomic by Andrew Hussie) fandom to address themselves.

"Elizabeth was snickering when Dave introduced himself!"
"Yeah, she's such a hamsticker!"

by EveryDayImHussiein November 12, 2011

Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011