Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

Halford

quite possible the stupidest name in the entire universe, if you know anyone who has this name you must punch them in the neck and then proceed with the beating of the spine with the brick.

good day sir, my name is halford. i come from...

by Stumundo September 25, 2003

halfordness

UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops, quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1 litre effort.

Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.

Vauxhall Nova 1 litre? Hmmm. With quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...

by Crivens April 21, 2005

Half Sword

A physics-based medieval combat simulator set in the mid to late 15th century. It is developed by Half Sword Games and published by Game Seer.

Fella 1: "What's the block button for Half Sword?"
Fella 2: "It's a physics based game, there's no block button you blockhead!"

by cockerel July 6, 2025

Halfords whip

Instagram: @Bristzs

Dan: Ugh have you seen that Halfords whip?
Reece: Yeah Mush, dirtiest thing I've seen since last night.

by Admindan February 18, 2018

Hallsworth

Is a man, a man of character with many personalities, he or she is a sporty character, they have many friends but to some he acts very strange, to friends he can be considered a bit gay.

Why do you like boys, are you a Hallsworth?

by The Chicken Sac October 31, 2018

Hellsword

When a man’s penis burns after premarital sex.

Hey Shaniqua do you have something? My sword feels like it’s in hell right now. Like a HellSword

by Jjackson1554 September 2, 2019