hagit

A hagit is a magical, mystical creature often resembling a camel or a llama. It is angered and/or annoyed very easily but can be calmed down with food. When overfed, it goes into hysterical laughing fits.

I spotted a hagit at the supermarket again.

by UB430 February 3, 2010

haggis breasts

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty

Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!

by radmax May 22, 2005

haggid

a step above haggard where something is too haggard to be called haggard and one has to call it haggid

Branden: Ichabod's treefort was way to haggard yesterday.
Coleman: Tell me about it, haggid.

by Bshea992 January 21, 2008

hagbit

an orbit which has stanned since heejin era

hagbit: oh well i stanned since ViViD came out

me: weird flex but ok

by mxgafuse November 30, 2018

Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

Wild Haggis

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis

OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!

by Guyinakilt February 6, 2017

Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.

That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!

by nechtan November 14, 2003