A soft mammas boi who’s passions include throwing knives, hating his monkey brother, and being a really sweet person to anyone except for Luther when he wants to
“stop whining about the moon you fucking monkey or I’m going to th-th-throw a knife at you” Diego Hargreeves said whilst polishing his knives
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A hurricane either caused, strengthened , or steered using weather weapon technology, such as HAARP and other such geoengineering.
There’s no way Idalia could have become a category 3 in such a short distance and traveled in such an unsustainable path. This must be a HAARPicane paid for by either Blackrock or State Street so they can buy up all the property on the cheap since all the insurance companies are also denying claims
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Diego (throwing shade): wait, who was it that fucked their brother again?
Klaus (being a savage): oh that was, Allison Hargreeves
Klaus (being a savage): oh that was, Allison Hargreeves
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The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
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