Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
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The legend himself. You’ve seen him blowing the whistle into the microphone. Daddy Howard himself.
Catch him saying his catchphrase “Happy Tuesday” or blowing his whistle into his ear. He may give you IC then forget a second later from announcing the worlds greatest anchors.
Catch him saying his catchphrase “Happy Tuesday” or blowing his whistle into his ear. He may give you IC then forget a second later from announcing the worlds greatest anchors.
Boy: Hey can I get a pass?
Daddy Howard: Sure
Boy:
D.H:
Boy:
D.H: AYE YO BOY WACH U DOIN?? YOU WANT IC?
Daddy Howard: Sure
Boy:
D.H:
Boy:
D.H: AYE YO BOY WACH U DOIN?? YOU WANT IC?
by MorganFreeman7284 August 24, 2018
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Get the David Howard mug.In just seven days Todd Howard along with Bethesda created Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim. During the 8th day he added a texture pack that summoned Fallout 4 into this mortal world. After all this Todd's power had grown superior to his mortal human body, so he evolved and became GOD HOWARD. After this he got blinded by his own power, creating the most fearsome things on Earth that us mortals can only discuss through cursed legends. Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Online are among these doomed creations.
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Get the howard the duck mug.The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.
Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"
After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"
After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"
by howarder September 27, 2011
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