Hooman

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

by LonleyNarwhal August 06, 2018

hooman

A person who gives off suspicious vibes.

"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.

by gingaman May 06, 2014

Hooman

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020

Hooman

The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.

Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.

by TheSleazyOne October 18, 2008

Hooman

child molester from pasadena that has a penchant for deuces

Hey, watch out. I think that guy is trying to Hooman your kid.

by Eljeffe October 18, 2008

Hooman

Hooman is apart of the 'Kaya Language' it means Human

I did this to make his happy, hope you're happy kaya

(be warned the Kaya Language is One star out of Five)

"You are a weird Hooman"

by "Bossman" March 10, 2017

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019