hockey player

literally every guy who plays is cute but i wish one of them was mine like right now

Anthony is a hockey player who is extremely attractive and is a runner which is even better.

by rrrrraaaaaccccchhhhheeeeelllll June 8, 2017

Hockey Player

Usually what every young Canadian aspires to be. Probably the toughest and most physical athletes around. They take every hit like a man, get their asses back up and continue the shift (or demolish that motherfucker)
Hours of sweat, skating, practice, bonecrushing hits, broken teeth, blood, ice, sticks, pucks, punches and goals- they love every damn second of it. The bruises and scars are the physical badges of what hockey is all about.

Dedicated to not only the physical prowess of the game, but also the skillful presence and crafty strategies of the sport. Character is what they live by.

Probably the most masculine yet humble of athletes and have the hottest bodies ever. Scores both on and off the ice.

Example 1: *Hockey player gets hit and is thrown among the shattering glass*
Hockey Player: Eh whatever... *gets back up and continues the shift*


Example 2: Lecavalier...coming in...dekes.. backhand...he SSCCOORESS! OOOH WHAT A GOAL BY VINCENT LECAVALIER!


Example 3: Sheryl: When I grow up, I want to marry a hockey player, have their babies and make them become hockey players!

by hockeyfan1 June 24, 2008

ice hockey player

A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey

Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.

by ruppythebrute March 18, 2008

Angry Hockey Player

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.

I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.

by StanMill August 29, 2005

hockey player

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

hockey player

hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.

I want a hockey player in bed.

by thegod March 15, 2008

A Girl Hockey Player

A hockey girl is a bad ass bitch who doesn't care that hockey is for boys. She will go out on the ice and play as well as any boy could. She is a tom boy with a dash of girly girl. She could care less about all the hate people give her for being a women ice hockey player.

"wow a girl hockey player, better then all the guys"

by The Hockey Girl October 24, 2019