Hetfielding

The act of singing with a guitar where the vocal line is completely independent from the guitar line.

"He's been practicing Hetfielding ever since he bought that guitar"
"We need our band frontman to be an expert at Hetfielding, because we can't afford getting two separate musicians"

by redemptoris December 22, 2016

James Hetfield

proof that even gods have an expiration date

Jaymz
Mighty Het
Papa Het
Redneck asshole
God

by onyma September 6, 2005

'87 Hetfield

a synonym for cool, awesome, sleek, bad-ass, smooth, masculine, desirable, bearded, fast, incredible, better than you, etc. (based on Metallica's front-man James Hetfield)

hey man, that's '87 Hetfield.

by Terror Hubris September 9, 2010

Doing A Hetfield

Playing the Guitar and Singing at the same time in "Guitar Hero", referring to the metal legend, James Hetfield.

"awwww man, me and my brother were on Guitar Hero, I did a Hetfield, and i did well!"

"Hey, guess what dude, I'm doing a Hetfield!!"

by Metalfan218 February 13, 2010

Hetfet

It’s the same stuff the at turns frogs gay.

Every time Earnie sniffed really hard he was sniffing Hetfet placed under his nose, luckily he plays old school RuneScape and won’t turn out homosexual or even worse hobosexual & addicted to crack.

by Queerload December 27, 2023

hetfet

Whenever someone sniffs in really hard they're snorting this term representing Feterosexual and Hetamine.

"Thank God I didn't drink the last little bit of water in my glass because that's hetfet Jimmy", Cartman said to Kyle. "Did you just call me Jimmy"? "Yes, It must be the hetfet. I'm not kidding, but im kidding, or am I"? Cartman said to Jimmy, while nudging him.

by Queerload January 8, 2024