hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster

North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"

by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

hairy asshole

duh.

your mother.

by slutbag February 6, 2003

an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

ass hair

the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it

he had like major ass hair

by JDB February 12, 2003

dreams.ass.hair

Dreams.ass.hair is a tik tok account they are the funniest and hottest person ever and their usernames is sexier then you will ever be

Dreams.ass.hair is hot

by Dick cock penis August 21, 2021

old yee yee ass hair cut

A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"

"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"

by asianboi 14 January 2021

by asianasshaircut January 14, 2021