Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.

"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West

by JM December 17, 2004

hag

A single female that has a gay, male best friend. Source: Will and Grace

Hag number 23 you are gonna have to control your homo.

by Vicky November 16, 2004

hag it

to fail miserably at something.

"Dude!, How'd you do on the test!?"
"Man, I totally hagged it!"

"Watch me do an ollie!"
"Be careful, you'll probably hag it!"

by obama4pres November 18, 2007

hag

Hag:

A rabid Jennifer Aniston fan or Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt hater.

Also called a Chin Hag.

ChinHag
Haggardston
Hagiston
HagHen
EYENOIMAHAG

by HagsRUs December 08, 2006

Hag

A girl who’s in love with a gay guy even though she knows nothing can happen.

“Okay Tina, I say this with total love, but the moment we all saw coming is finally here. You’re a hag. You’re hagged out, you’re in love with Blaine, and it’s creepy. Stop.”

by Professor Dollface January 14, 2021

hagful

adj. Someone who is full of hag. one who has lots of hag in their personality. Very ugly. Having resemblance to an old wized way.

That lady over there is very hagful .

God...some nuns are just so hagful .

by haggggmastaaaa November 15, 2011

hag

A mean, spiteful old woman that likes to constantly reprimand/torture the younger portion of the human race. Usually associated with witches and strict librarians.

"That old hag kicked me out just 'cause I was talking to Johnny about my project!"

by The Eavesdropper February 19, 2008