A venerial disease acquired by someone that is promiscuous and likes to engage in intercourse with just about anyone and everyone. Usually meaning someone having Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea (aka "the clap 👏 ") and Syphylis all together.
short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literallypicking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."