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Hot Gladys

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Dressing your girl / guy up like your grandmother, with thick glasses (preferably with chains), and a crocheted greay sweater, then proceeding to soak her with a thick frothy stream of urine.
"Woah, todd, i totally gave Melissa a hot gladys last night."
by enowak23 September 15, 2016
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Gladys

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Gladys is a hipster with a monkey hat on.
by Gugantolous November 18, 2011
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Gladys

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1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.

3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)
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1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.

2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer and sued.

3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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Gladysz

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Description of a very prosperous Pimp. Employees of Gladysz are always loyal to him and knows whos their daddy. It is almost impossible to afford for one of Gladysz products, only the wealthiest Arabs can do that.
She's Gladysz Bitch, only sticky Arab can afford her
Look at that slut, she is one of the Gladysz employees
by Word of the Lord May 14, 2015
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the #1 gf in the world. an AMAZING human being. literally so stunning
by kekelezzy August 9, 2021
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Maximum Gladys

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When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.
Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”

Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”
by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022
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