Guinea pig

A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE

Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE

by Just a normal dictionary perso September 2, 2018

Guinto

It is a type of teaching method that makes relatively easy concepts impossibly difficult and will make you realize that the only thing you will be able to learn is the fact that when tungsten is heated it lights up.

Guinto sucks!

by Asis_Rhoderick October 30, 2011

guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

Guini

Someone that makes you feel special and loved,, life without them would feel empty and sad. Treasure your guini well because if you lose them, you might have just lost your world. Make sure you make them feel appreciated and loved. Give your absolute 100%.

Guini is my soulmate, I love her so much

by cringeyaladdin March 17, 2020

Guinea pig

An ADORABLE mammal, looks like a potato loves to eatttttttt! Also looks like a potato chip

I LOVE my guinea pig!!!

by BASIL_DAISY October 17, 2019

Guindu

A person Indian subcontinent descent that has adopted the mannerisms and style of a Guido.

For anyone spending time in Jersey you will notice the clash of cultures that has led to the emergence of Guindus. They have blow out haircuts, polos with popped collars, and love club music, but they by no means do they need a fake tan, since they are born brown.

by Eyeroller1313 November 29, 2009