When a woman with a gunt decides to pleasure her self. Usually with a large object to fill the gunt cavity.
I walked into your mom's bedroom last night and saw her Guntsterbating with your brother's baseball bat!
by Johnbouy October 15, 2010
Get the Guntsterbating mug.The gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one's own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
Q. Zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from Jim using only the power of your oral suction?A. I sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn't budge. It truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest I have ever seen.
by blue egg October 16, 2013
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An unique type of atmosphere that only the boys can experience none of the other millions of genders are able to process the atmosphere when there is «guttastemning» The boys is just having a great time incomparably to any other. Usually occurs at a saturday with the bois.
no, you as an attack Helicopter can’t experience the guttastemning you gotta be one of the bois you transformers aint welcome.
by Saturday is for the boys June 12, 2020
Get the Guttastemning mug.A descriptive word for a very tall, slightly overweight but not fat person who barrels around everywhere they go and generally come across as this massive thing of a person. Specifically one dresses unflatteringly, ie. a güntar girl who wears bad make-up and has her belly sticking out of her shirt. Originated in the Copper Country of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
by michiruwater March 14, 2008
Get the güntar mug.noun. refers to the sweat beads and/or general perspiration on a fat woman's gunt. Salty in taste, and pungent in odour, these pits of moisture are neither desirable or attractive. commonly found on obese women on a humid day. Not to be confused with cuntal juice
A : "fuck man, that fat bitch's stomach is shining in my eyes"
B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"
B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"
by Myea September 8, 2005
Get the guntal juice mug.A species of dog that reigned in the late 1000's which had conquered most of Eastern and Central Europe. The Gustas tend to be bilingual, speaking a range of Spanish, to Czech to English to German. The Gustas observed a dictatorship which followed (in their prophecy) a master. Scientifically speaking, a master observes a gene called AOD1, which the Gustas can smell. Once aware of the gene in a human (which occurs 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 people) they name him there master.
The Gustas is sexually assaulting me.
by Tomas Turek November 22, 2017
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