This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
by klancecanonking June 27, 2018
Get the Guardicus Manicus mug.A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.
"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.
Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
by ZorbaDaSwampMonster May 28, 2008
Get the Guardian Bell mug.girl one: dude that girl put on a rattler guard hat.
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!
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Get the rattler guard mug.Def 1;
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.
Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.
In other words beard
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.
Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.
In other words beard
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by Culliotu May 7, 2018
Get the Color Guard mug.Güerito and güerita are the diminutive form of "güero" and "güera," which refer to light skinned, usually blonde people (but not always blonde). In many cases they also have blue, green, etc. colored eyes. By using "ito" the user shows some type of affection. Güero and güera also tend to be used as nicknames. In other cases the terms may refer specifically to anglos/gringos/as and/or gabachos/as.
Do you think that güerita is wearing contacts?
Roxanne claimed that Vincent wasn't a pompous güerito like most gabachos she usually met at the Brown Univeristy cafeteria.
Roxanne claimed that Vincent wasn't a pompous güerito like most gabachos she usually met at the Brown Univeristy cafeteria.
by murattt September 27, 2009
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