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Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups
by Tim Evans February 5, 2004
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el guerrouj

the king of the mile, record holder for the mile, the 1500 meters, and the 2000 meters. He ran the mile in 3:43. He is a gold medalist for Moracco. His home town is Rabat. He can burn the shit out of anyone in a race, even though he retired. He is one crazy ass mofo. to pull an "El guerrouj" is to completely destroy the feild in a race and get an outstanding time, and beat ethiopian and kenyan people.
U think u can beat these kids from ethiopia in the mile?
Idk, theyre crazy, theyre from Ethiopia and stuff.
Yea, i guess ur gonna hafta pull an El Guerrouj
by locke76 November 19, 2006
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Garron

Garron is a fat pony.
by michelgondry April 11, 2010
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Guaro

1. In Costa Rica, a sugar cane liquor branded under the name Cacique. Used for shots, mixed drinks, and even cooking.

2. In Costa Rica and Colombia, a generic name for any and all booze. Note however that guaro is a particular liquor as described above. Similar to the usage of the word "coke" for all softdrinks in the midwestern US.

3. In Colombia, aguardiente is a more processed and flavored guaro.
Anoche dormí en el suelo, dormí en el suelo teniendo cama, por culpa de ese maldito, de ese maldito guaro de caña
by uavengineer May 14, 2007
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guirro

hondurean slang for child. used to describe a boy and guirra for a girl
cono que joden esto guirros

damn these kids bother
by Jayyyyy..... June 16, 2006
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Garrotte

The victim was tied to the instrument and his or her neck forced inside the iron collar. With the handle that can be seen in the picture, the executioner slowly crushed the victim's neck causing death from asphyxia.
Garrotte is a type of torture method
by Dahurian September 19, 2015
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guardonist

who looks at other people's social accounts but never puts an I like and his social accounts are private so no one sees
My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues
by ginogino33 September 4, 2019
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