Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.

I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.

by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010

gruppensex

German word often meaning having many sexual relations with three or more wiener schnitzels. AKA people. Sometimes known as group sex, in English.

1 I gruppensex.
2 You gruppensex.
3 He/She/We gruppensex.
4 I'd love to gruppensex you.
5 Lets go have some gruppensex.
6 Tonight's gruppensex party will be fun.

by The Wandering Hans March 4, 2005

grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 27, 2002

Grumper

A new social networking site that is growing in popularity. Where the Internet goes to complain. www.grumper.org

I posted a grump about swine flu on Grumper. You should check it out and grump it.

by Asyra June 10, 2009

gumpen

a german gang slang word for a nearly smoked cigarrette lying on the floor or out of trashbin, which is smoked by a person.

Lass dich nicht lumpen, an den gumpen.

by sweatto159 July 1, 2022

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

Game-Grumping

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.

"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."

by vertgeburger March 14, 2022