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Gruffed

To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.
"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.
Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.
by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011
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Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.
James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006
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gruffalo

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.
oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.
by Professor of new English July 1, 2005
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Ioan Gruffudd

Very very hot Welsh actor who has starred in many movies - including Titanic and King Arthur - and was also the star of Honrblower.
Oh my god - its Ioan Gruffudd!!!!!!!!!
by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004
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Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.
"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."
by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010
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Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.
Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.
by Gruffbum November 30, 2010
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