n. A creature that has the mixed heritage of a night owl and a screeching monkey with a bad nose cold.
Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.
v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.
adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.
v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.
adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
n. I was trying to get some sleep in class, but then that Groome told me to sit in the back!
v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.
adj. She looks just like a Groome!
v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.
adj. She looks just like a Groome!
by Jelbaz111 June 23, 2010
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It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.
"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"
During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.
"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"
During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
"Damn, she's grooling so much that she left a wet mark on that seat."
"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."
"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."
"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."
"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."
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Get the groodalicious mug.The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
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Get the goorich mug.The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.
My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.
by MERKS June 27, 2014
Get the Eskimo Groom mug.A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.
Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
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