Gonnie

A gonnie is a person who is mentally challenged, they struggle to do many simple tasks. It can be hard to spot a gonnie as their exterior is normal, however, delve a little deeper and participate in a conversation with them and their true gonnieness is quickly revealed. Common signs of being a gonnie range from general slowness, being inept at hand eye coordination activities, poor spelling and grammar and an often vacant expression.

'Hey, you see Abbie only scored a 3 letter word on countdown?' 'I know, she's such a gonnie'.

by Smeegul September 7, 2013

green grannies

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

by mr.miagi April 20, 2004

old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).

"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"

by The Big moist cheese December 26, 2017

Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach

Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS

by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020

gonniegook

A person who lives in a cave or hole like area that will eat anything you throw into them.

That gonniegook just ate that whole bowl of rotten tomatoes!

by Randy Ehrhart January 21, 2010

GrannieCam

To cybercam someone twice your age

Wow, he GrannieCammed Tannie?

by Dan Oldham April 20, 2003

grownie

Mixtire of a greb and a townie..Usually wears miniskirt and slipknot hoodie... even if male.

Oi ya fuckin' grownie

by Forcemaster October 17, 2004