A boy who makes your heart beat like crazy. Nice, smart, hawt, and sweet. But don't judge him by his name, he can't break your heart but he can make a crack. Not a small one, not a big on. A deep one.
by Alegrita January 02, 2009
A Griffin is a jolly old fellow with a big heart and a bigger scrotum. Griffins are not to be taken as a joke, because they can be very serious at some times. However, Griffins are generally loving creatures and are very sweet.
by jozkozbishes May 29, 2013
A Griffin is the guy that you fall for so intensely. He's the most romantic and sweet gentleman when he wants to be. Insanely handsome, especially in a suit. Griffins have the best laughs. He love sports. Can be immature but it's who he is. He is crazy talented- whether it be art, education, dance, athletics, or music. Sometimes he is a bit too prideful, or talks about himself a lot. He loooooves the attention from peers. When a Griffin loves you, he loves you with all he has.
by unextraordinary September 13, 2017
This is what happens to you when you unlawfully impersonate a person on Twitter without making users aware that it is a parody account. Most often it is loud mouth, irrelevant liberals and washed up and b grade Hollywood actors who are trying to push propaganda for their puppet masters. It's certainly no loss. It's like they themselves said, "Twitter is a privately owned company and they can silence whoever they want. Go create your own platform if you don't like it you Nazis" So we took their advise and created Truth Social and then took over their beloved Twitter. Now Twitter is fun and fair, allowing all groups to express their opinions without being censored and silenced. You know, restoring American values thus preventing communist style censorship.
Jose: Finally that idiot Kathy Griffin was permanently suspended from Twitter. She's not only a ghastly looking hag who hates America but her face puts a well used catchers mitt to shame.
Dave: Yeah buddy, she got griffinated for sure. Bette Midler is probably next. Severe cases of TDS and years of having their handlers balls slap off of their face causes that old baseball glove appearance. It takes a professional make-up artist at least 12 hours to make their faces presentable enough to not scare children. Coincidentally scaring children is one of their hobbies.
Dave: Yeah buddy, she got griffinated for sure. Bette Midler is probably next. Severe cases of TDS and years of having their handlers balls slap off of their face causes that old baseball glove appearance. It takes a professional make-up artist at least 12 hours to make their faces presentable enough to not scare children. Coincidentally scaring children is one of their hobbies.
by geederd November 12, 2022
Griffin is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and tries to be the best and everything. Even though he likes like to show off, you will never meet another man as handsome, smart, funny, strong, athletic and caring as him. He was born to go down in the history books as a champion. He will always try to make you laugh at any moment. If you don't meet a Griffin in your life time I'm sorry for you because a Griffin is someone you would want to talk to about anything. He would get into a fight to protect the girl he loves. He is also known for having a huge wanger. Even as a white boy.
Hey Griffin want to come back to my place ;) just try not to break me...
Everyone get ready for a good time, Griffin's coming to the party!
Everyone get ready for a good time, Griffin's coming to the party!
by Lindsay <3 July 16, 2017
The greatest person on earth. He is so funny and sarcastic at times, also pretty immature. He has so many inside jokes and comebacks. Obsessed with Illuminati, and loves TV shows that swear too much.
by bluecanuk November 11, 2014
A mythical creature combining two animals. The front half being an eagle, and the back half, a lion.
Gargoiles, and Griffins.
by C'lyn May 09, 2006