Greenerfuck

A noun used to describe an eco-fanatic that prides him/herself on using only "green" products, ie hybrid cars, recycled paper, etc.

Go drive your greenerfucking hybrid somewhere else, you greenerfuck!

by t-moniez August 7, 2010

greener

Student of The Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington.

What do you mean you don't have grades and live in "the soup"? You must be a greener.

by a big greener August 23, 2006

Greever

Named for a legendary local gangster, the Greever is a popular drink in the new bars around Chattanooga. It consists of three parts sweet tea to one part urine, garnished with a lemon and usually served with salted hard pretzels. (May or may not contain several ounces of low-quality vodka or rum)

Overheard at Hennen's Restaurant...
Man: "I'll have the Greever."
Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve those kinds of drinks here."
Man: " Well, I'll just go to Walt's sports bar. Thanks for nothing, asshole!"

by Jamal K. September 29, 2012

greener pastures

a better place to be

"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."

by *MICHI* April 1, 2003

The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023

People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005

greener pasture

a better or more exciting job or place

A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home

by Atom12345 January 6, 2010