green lantern

by lol pot April 25, 2005

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When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

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When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

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Green Lantern

by eayy_l September 3, 2015

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This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada

by Fuckuintheass May 17, 2018

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the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.

the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power

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When you and your partner fuck in the dark and you need a lantern, her pussy is filled with bugs and you eat her out, only to vomit green liquid

Bro, me and my girl did a Green lantern yesterday.

by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021

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