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great-grandMILF 

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.
David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."
great-grandMILF by phase_coherent February 26, 2010
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Grandsire Silsbee 

knitting fun; tooting on a banjo; sitting on a rocking chair

Grandmilf 

1. n A beautiful sexy mom of a mom.
2. n Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Synonymous with Gilf.
3. n A great puma in her fifties or sixties.
Steve: Hey, check her out. She might actually be a grandmilf!
You: You know Steve, you may be right!
Grandmilf by Johnsterama November 6, 2007

Sean Grandillo 

The bozo you see filming pigeons on the street for his #sickass youtube channel. He has over 100M Subscribers. He is #litaf He played the voice of Otto in the Deaf West production of Spring Awakening on Broadway. You could stare into his gorgeous F U C K I N G eyeballs for eternity. If you know the legend, December 9, 1992 born, Sean Grandillo, then you are a #luckybitch
Person 1: Yo who's that filming a fucking pigeon?
Person 2: Holy shit that's Sean Grandillo!
Person 1: Holy shit!!
Sean Grandillo by animescorbus September 9, 2018

Grandville MA 

A town related to that of Tolland, only this nowhere wasteland, all the people have something weird about them. Whether it is many many siblings, the incredible inclination to get high, or the hobby of goat fucking (which may produce many many siblings), granville is hick town and pothead central.
Mark: Grandville MA is the place to be!

Tommy:........... right
Grandville MA by Haha Tolland January 24, 2010

grandiloquent 

using big or important words in order to impress
the american psycho feigned intelligence by being grandiloquent
grandiloquent by bond.jane bond. August 29, 2003

Grandville 

The absolute dumbest school in Michigan of all time. White straight boys who say the n word and girls who either smoke for a personality trait or wear basic ass clothes. Also all the guys there will drop you for a new girl that they find hotter bc they are simply assholes. They think they are “hood” when they only have 12 black students.
Yo Grandville is ass!
Grandville by CACAPOOP February 28, 2021