A school that is literal hell where students are either absolute fucking nerds or chamaks (no in between), and scams the shit out of its students (unless they’re related to the owner). Basically trash and corrupted.
by BitchIMtheBOY October 12, 2019
Get the Greenwood International School (GIS) mug.Located in the MS delta region. Public schools are 99% black. White kids flock to the last remaining school where they still comprise 60% White parents pay for segregation academies. Most live on the NE side of historic Grand Blvd. White trash, blacks, elderly, live on NW side, slum on east.
Mosquitos, flies abound. Birds cover cars in shit a lot. Police are scary and love to make dramatic arrests if they suspect foul play. One downtown street for the moneyed. 4 star hotel, bookstore with cafe upstairs & screened porch. Viking Cooking school, culinary store. Most around it vacant.
Eat well at Crystal Grill, Flatland Grill, Giardina's, Delta Bistro, Mai Little China, Steven's BBQ.
The only thing to do here is stay home, go out to eat, or go to church. One cliquish white restaurant/bar called Webster's. If you're not from Greenwood don't expect camaraderie.
Well over half the population believe in God. There is 1 known atheist. It will suck the life out of you if you enjoy culture, embrace diversity, intelligent, or bad fit for established order.
Conservative. Christian.
Healthcare is fatal, unless you can find a doctor who'll take you or sit in E.R. hours for less than a minute with doc for $1200.
Will be proselytized if they suspect you don't drink the kool-aid.
Gossip is rampant. 2-3 downtown festivals.
Mosquitos, flies abound. Birds cover cars in shit a lot. Police are scary and love to make dramatic arrests if they suspect foul play. One downtown street for the moneyed. 4 star hotel, bookstore with cafe upstairs & screened porch. Viking Cooking school, culinary store. Most around it vacant.
Eat well at Crystal Grill, Flatland Grill, Giardina's, Delta Bistro, Mai Little China, Steven's BBQ.
The only thing to do here is stay home, go out to eat, or go to church. One cliquish white restaurant/bar called Webster's. If you're not from Greenwood don't expect camaraderie.
Well over half the population believe in God. There is 1 known atheist. It will suck the life out of you if you enjoy culture, embrace diversity, intelligent, or bad fit for established order.
Conservative. Christian.
Healthcare is fatal, unless you can find a doctor who'll take you or sit in E.R. hours for less than a minute with doc for $1200.
Will be proselytized if they suspect you don't drink the kool-aid.
Gossip is rampant. 2-3 downtown festivals.
Church lady: Gawd punished me for not goin' to church Sunday. Got a patch of dang skeeter bites.
Society woman: I'm havin' a cocktail party Thursday at 6:00. Servin' hors d,veures and martinis. Don't tell Mary Ann. Greenwood MS Junior Auxilary won't take her. Her husband is part Cherokee, and her kids don't go to Pillow.
Family on SNAP:
Kid: Mama, I'm hungry for green beans.
Mama: All we got is pork rinds and sunbeam bread. Make a sandwich. I don't get no more checks for 10 more days.
Kid: Ain't you found no job yet?
Mama: I quit lookin' after all them people I asked said no. Miss Mary Ann might need her guest house cleaned on Friday though.
Farmer: Boy do I remember when Greenwood was the cotton capital of the world. And the black folks lived behind my plantation in them shanties, and was happy to work for food and a matress to sleep on! Now the fed. pays 'em to live in Baptist town and not work fer nobody! Mississipi ain't what it used to be. South will rise again one day.
Farmer's wife: Have you seen "The Help" Joe Bob? Goin' to Redbox down at the Dollar General.
Farmer: Naw Mary Ann, and I ain't goin' to. Now make me some collards.
Farmer's wife: Mary Jo is comin' home next week when she's through with exam at Ole Miss.
Farmer: Jes make sure she doesn't spend all her clothes allowance at the boutique downtown. $1000 is all she's gettin' this semester.
Society woman: I'm havin' a cocktail party Thursday at 6:00. Servin' hors d,veures and martinis. Don't tell Mary Ann. Greenwood MS Junior Auxilary won't take her. Her husband is part Cherokee, and her kids don't go to Pillow.
Family on SNAP:
Kid: Mama, I'm hungry for green beans.
Mama: All we got is pork rinds and sunbeam bread. Make a sandwich. I don't get no more checks for 10 more days.
Kid: Ain't you found no job yet?
Mama: I quit lookin' after all them people I asked said no. Miss Mary Ann might need her guest house cleaned on Friday though.
Farmer: Boy do I remember when Greenwood was the cotton capital of the world. And the black folks lived behind my plantation in them shanties, and was happy to work for food and a matress to sleep on! Now the fed. pays 'em to live in Baptist town and not work fer nobody! Mississipi ain't what it used to be. South will rise again one day.
Farmer's wife: Have you seen "The Help" Joe Bob? Goin' to Redbox down at the Dollar General.
Farmer: Naw Mary Ann, and I ain't goin' to. Now make me some collards.
Farmer's wife: Mary Jo is comin' home next week when she's through with exam at Ole Miss.
Farmer: Jes make sure she doesn't spend all her clothes allowance at the boutique downtown. $1000 is all she's gettin' this semester.
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by peytonhannah December 2, 2011
Get the Greenwood, Tx mug.Summer camp for Canadian air cadets in Greenwood, Nova Scotia. There, walking on what patchy grass they have is roughly equivalent to high treason, and the prescience of a large asphalt Tarmac right next to the camp makes the temperature always seem about 20 degrees hotter than the devil's ass-crack. Place of extensive hedonism and lechery, and home to an apocalyptic number of enormous grasshoppers.
Greenwood CTC is home to beautiful women, gorgeous sunsets, and the biggest grass*hoppers this side of Missouri!
*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.
*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.
by Sergeant Chapstick July 28, 2018
Get the Greenwood CTC mug.A little tiny town in South Carolina filled with dip spitting rednecks and tons of old conservative geezers. It aspires to be like Greenville, SC, but will never ever be close. There is absolutely nothing to do in Greenwood except get drunk....oh yeah there is always bowling. Also, Greenwood County has a shit ton of golf courses, at least 15. If you ever visit, bring your golf clubs, some chewin tobacco, some alcohol, and some Call of Duty to ease the long boring days you will spend in this desolate town.
by goldmember52192 December 15, 2010
Get the Greenwood, SC mug.Also known as G-Vegas or G-Hood, Greenwood is a backwoods shit hole in the upstate of South Carolina. While it is rapidly growing, there still isn't much to do besides sit up in Starbucks, vandalize things, do drugs, get drunk, go bowling or aimlessly wander through Walmart all night. Yeah, that's what people really do here. Though there has been an increasing amount of hipsters lately, rednecks are still the majority. The elderly are pretty crochety and super conservative. You don't want to be caught walking any street, no matter how nice of an area it may look like. People be creepin', ready to snatch you up.
by stalkingmadison July 19, 2012
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