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Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.
Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.
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Ryan Gosling In Drive 

Carrying yourself in the manner that Ryan Gosling, in the film, "Drive" would.
Freddy: "Man, that guy is getting pussy left and right."

Andy: "He's being Ryan Gosling In Drive."

Ryan Gosling 

Random Guy : You are not Ryan Gosling.
Me : Yeah, but I drive.
Ryan Gosling by RyanGoslinger August 6, 2023

Ryan Gosling 

Im literally Ryan Gosling(I drive)
Ryan Gosling by DecafRhombus254 August 21, 2023

The Gosling Army 

The army made up of geese employed by the former Sir. James in his war on Toaster Lovers. There was and still is much debate as to whether or not they are usefull, or effective soldiers, and whether James' mind has just completely gone to the alcohol. Regardless some still blame the change in migratory patterns among geese in areas where James is active on the geese's obligations by their employment in The War on Toasters. Some even go so far as to claim the geese are forced to wear shock collars that restrict their movement within certain cities though this has never been confirmed.
This Park is said to be patrolled by the Gosling Army.
The Gosling Army by James Dracon February 5, 2008

Ryan Gosling 

Actor that plays Miles Morales in the Spider-man Live Action Movie.
Person 1 : Who played as Black Panther again?

Person 2 : Ryan Gosling, dude.
Ryan Gosling by Blurrypon June 10, 2021