goopie slide

When you nut on a girls back and then use her back as a slide

"Dude, last night this girl let me do the goopie slide."

by At Your Mom's House July 4, 2020

goopiepoopalitis

fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.

goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man

by topher mcpherson August 24, 2006

Goupie

A devilishly moreish chewy chocolate confection with a hint of crunch. Made famous my 'Simpson's of Hawkhurst'. Available in a range of flavors including orange, ginger and hazelnut.

I've just bought a devilishly moreish box of Goupie!

by GoupieGroupie September 24, 2009

gordie howe hat trick

In ice hockey .....

a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.

in a relationship .....

a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event

man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night

by stickyhole November 18, 2013

gorpituous

commonly used when one is in distress

Ow! My leg has fallen off. What a gorpituous day it has been.

by nk January 10, 2022

gordied

To drink to excess while having a blast with your buddies.

It’s boyz night, time to get into the sauce and get absolutely gordied tonight.

by AllThatJazzo December 19, 2018

goopie

An endlessly annoying twit. Not much is known about them except that they are stupid with no brains. They frequently eat and suffer from mental illnesses. They also lack hygiene.

That person over there thinks one plus one is five, and smells like rotten eggs! She must be a goopie!

by Agorinkal January 2, 2011