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Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.

Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.
I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.
Gorpism by BOT Loek October 11, 2018
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Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.
Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.
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Gorbie was the leader of a nation.
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Lad: Eshays brah! Let's spit a gorbie at that bitch, ey!
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Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.
"That's why yo garpie dead."
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