A legendary Goblin Rogue in Magic: The Gathering. He is a 2/2 and has a mana cost of black, red, and X.
Grenzo is for you if you like gambling, goblins, and cheating out dozens of creatures for virtually no cost. If you build your EDH Grenzo deck properly, you will find that around turn seven or eight you need to pull up another table because the contents of your deck have occupied the full surface area of the first table. You probably had a wincon at turn five and didn't even notice.
Synergizes extremely well with Ashnod's Alter, Heartstone, Cauldron of Eternity, Workhorse, Soldevi Digger, Epitaph Golem, Tel-Jilad Stylus, Junktroller, Priest of Urabrask, Priest of Gix, Teferi's Puzzle Box, Crystal Ball, Goblin Engineer, Goblin Matron, Siege-Gang Commander, Sling-Gang Lieutenant, Thran Turbine, the Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker + Zealous Conscripts combo, Clone Shell, and Myr Retriever, to name just a scant few.
The best guide to building this monstrosity of a jank-fest is "Grenzo, Dungeon Warden - The Slot Machine of Value" by snowfox54119.
Grenzo is for you if you like gambling, goblins, and cheating out dozens of creatures for virtually no cost. If you build your EDH Grenzo deck properly, you will find that around turn seven or eight you need to pull up another table because the contents of your deck have occupied the full surface area of the first table. You probably had a wincon at turn five and didn't even notice.
Synergizes extremely well with Ashnod's Alter, Heartstone, Cauldron of Eternity, Workhorse, Soldevi Digger, Epitaph Golem, Tel-Jilad Stylus, Junktroller, Priest of Urabrask, Priest of Gix, Teferi's Puzzle Box, Crystal Ball, Goblin Engineer, Goblin Matron, Siege-Gang Commander, Sling-Gang Lieutenant, Thran Turbine, the Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker + Zealous Conscripts combo, Clone Shell, and Myr Retriever, to name just a scant few.
The best guide to building this monstrosity of a jank-fest is "Grenzo, Dungeon Warden - The Slot Machine of Value" by snowfox54119.
"Grenzo, Dungeon Warden enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
2: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield."
-Card Description
"Grenzo is a combination of contradictions. He's consistency through chance. He's a chaotic toolbox. His gameplan is the same, but his wincon is almost always different. There truly is no other commander like him."
-snowfox54119
"Grenzo is powerful commander, and relatively cheap to build."
2: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield."
-Card Description
"Grenzo is a combination of contradictions. He's consistency through chance. He's a chaotic toolbox. His gameplan is the same, but his wincon is almost always different. There truly is no other commander like him."
-snowfox54119
"Grenzo is powerful commander, and relatively cheap to build."
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