gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

Sneaky Gopher

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.

I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.

by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010

double gopher

When you bang two people in the same day/night

"I just fucked Emily"
"Dude what about Rachel"

"I fucked her today too haha"

"No way, you double gophered! Nice Man"

by Steve36 February 25, 2014

ass gopher

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.

Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.

by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006

whistlin' gopher

In the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson "What's this ONE go fer?". And no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! Hence a whistlin' gopher!

"So Mr. Salesman whats this one here go fer?" "Well, Mr. Customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle." (whistlin sound) followed by "thats too much" hence the whistlin' gopher.

by Your Go to Guy January 23, 2009

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

gopher monkeynana

Gopher monkeynana; noun, Cool, good looking, or attractive

Damn Man! You looking Gopher monkeynana!

by xxSaltyFoodxx January 24, 2018