Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.

Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

goosefus

A very sophisticated, one might say distinguished, goose

The level of distinguishment of this goose is at a level ten of the goosefus scale

by Exempt Goose July 21, 2023

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 25, 2011

Gooseneck bitch

That one long necked bitch that always be runnin her god damn mouth

Ex- Ms.JewTesticle was saying that I couldn’t read so I called her a gooseneck bitch

by JewFaggotTesticles69 May 29, 2019

Moosefucker

A person who is fond of hot man/animal sex with a moose.

Nick is a moosefucker

by Squirrelfucker January 16, 2011

Goosepickle

A Giant Cock!!!

I played with my boyfriends goosepickle!

by By Kaela n Taylor January 28, 2004

Googlefuck

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet

Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget

by Redslap April 9, 2011