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Church of Goomy

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.
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Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.
by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013
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goomara

An Italian-American slang word used to describe an on-the-side girlfriend.

Strangely, this word originates from "comare," which is a word for the godmother of one's child. Alternatively, the godfather of one's child is a "compare."

These words are also used to describe a very close friend who isn't necessarily the godmother of your children.
Traditional:
"I don't trust anyone more than my goomara when it comes to taking care of my baby."

Contemporary:
"He's not here with his wife tonight, but his goomara, instead."
by Pascarella March 2, 2009
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goomara

A mistress. Often used in the HBO series "The Sopranos". Presumably of Italian origin.
"If my wife finds out about my goomara I'll be in serious trouble."
by Jim Beam July 18, 2003
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Goolay

V: To Goolay: done by any person in a moving vehicle, whether it be a car, a bus, a bike, or a rickshaw, who spontaneously yells out "Goolay" at unsuspecting passersby. The goal of this random utterance is to acheive the most dramatic reaction from pedestrians or people on slower moving transports. Therefore, the goolay can only be done from a vehicle that is travelling faster than the person to which the statement is issued, so that the goolayer (n) can get away if they have to. "Goolay" can and does degenerate into more base and lude statements including but not limited to "he-slut", "manwhore", "drunken witch" and "cocktoucher".
Origin: Will Ferrell's SNL portrayal of singer Robert Gulay, in which Mr. Ferrel spontaneosly utters "Goolay"
Lady: "Did you see that? That guy just yelled Goolay at me from a moving car. What a coward!"

Man: "Just be glad he didn't call you a drunken witch. Cause thats what you look like."
by Andrewsky April 12, 2006
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Goosay

A well endowed man, amazing body, a gentleman, bilingual, papi rico, devout muslim. usually has a huge dick.
A:you see that guy over there?
B:omg girl he’s a goosay, i couldn’t walk right for days :()
by bdsmlove January 16, 2020
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Goomy

All hail Goomy

Goomy pls
by The Nameless nigger November 17, 2013
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goomail

An erotic e-mail designed to arouse one's partner.
Oscar: "Every night before we go out on a date, Cindy sends me the most erotic e-mails. This time, she was talking about how good my middle finger would taste on her pink, soft lips."

Dylan: "Dude, she sent you a goomail." That Cindy sounds like a keeper.
by David Wright Orange Park April 29, 2008
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