googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlebation

To google everything for answers to all your questions

I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!

by DemonFlame December 27, 2007

Googlebating

Entering your own name in a narcissistic search for website hits.

I kill hella' time googlebating at work.

by Smet April 4, 2006

Googlebender

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.

If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.

by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009

Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.

A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.

by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

Googlebunk

v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes

~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~

SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society

by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009

Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

by revmpj August 26, 2013