Googtard

Dumbass Google employees that have effectively turned Google from a powerful search engine into a nearly useless online phone book

Man, these fuckin googtards have fucked Google up so bad I can't find shit except local businesses and that works right only half of the time

by Snowman_da_OG July 12, 2023

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly

You are such a Goontard

by Goontard69 December 26, 2024

Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Gooftarded

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

by slangmandict April 20, 2025

Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025