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Gongoozler 

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"
Gongoozler by Splarcie October 11, 2020
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Gongoozler 

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.
"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."
Gongoozler by Anichka October 11, 2020
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Gongoozler 

A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.
"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"
Gongoozler by Gwiwer September 22, 2011

Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.
Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R

Gongoozlised

A really hot guy whom makes music for the platform spotify
Man: Hey is that gongo?
Guy:No gongo is his spotify name, that's actually gongoozlised over there
Gongoozlised from a distance: hi lol

gongoozle 

English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.
I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon
gongoozle by Sally September 19, 2004

gongoozle 

A sexual term referencing when a male puts his genetalia in a females oral cavity after she has recently,or is in the process of, throwing up.
"duuude... that chick was crazy last night. Everything was going great until she asked me to gongoozle her. Sorry but i like my dick vomit-free."
gongoozle by Duckhead96 August 3, 2013