Gollum

The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.

Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.

by apteryx April 4, 2013

gollumization

Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.

My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.

by magnanimus October 11, 2011

Golluming

When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.

ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .

dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault

uh oh caits golluming again.

by friedicecream13 January 20, 2010

Gollum!

Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.

'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'

by martimer/marv May 29, 2005

Gollum

Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.

Karl: I wear a loincloth.

Karl: I am not a gollum.

All: Yes you are.

by ThePrecious January 25, 2010

Golluming

When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.

I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.

by Gollumqueen2023 July 5, 2023

Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

by skivemonkey January 17, 2014