Skip to main content

Golem

plural Golim: a tool of the 2%. a person brainwashed by jewish media and jewish academia. in the US, this is at least 40% of the population.
Golem have those signs in their yard and believe everything CNN tells them.
by Hugh Lygon January 31, 2021
mugGet the Golem mug.

butter golem

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around
by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004
mugGet the butter golem mug.
Related Words
golem gole golec Goleming Golemite army goler goleta golex golead goleador

Alex Golembiewski

Form of Dick Head ass hole, who thinks he's really good at Native American game known as lacrosse. Compleatly false
I thought the Alex Golembiewski would be good on my team because of his hippy haircut, but i was wrong
by The Rich yard November 30, 2011
mugGet the Alex Golembiewski mug.

Elixir golem

Elixir golem is a card in one of the most popular mobile games. This card is used in 7x elixir and by retards that have no skill. This card is one of the best ways to come out to the public.
“Hey wanna play 7x elixir?”
“Sure”
“I use elixir golem what about you?”
Never mind.”
by Ryan Delaney8 June 20, 2021
mugGet the Elixir golem mug.

Billy Golemme

Some random kid who loves music almost as much as he does making dick jokes.
Student: "Teacher! Billy Golemme is being inappropriate again!"

Teacher: "It's Billy Golemme, what did you expect?"
by sunny in a shady place April 20, 2009
mugGet the Billy Golemme mug.

goleta

A bedroom community adjacent to Santa Barbara, and surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista.
UCSB Student A: "Man, I got arrested last night"
UCSB Student B: "that's cuz GOLETA MAKES THE RULEZ"
by Henry H. Howlzer January 9, 2008
mugGet the goleta mug.

Golem

A Golem is a sort of creature whose name became popular in several RPGs such as Dungeons & Dragons, Pokémon, and Chrono Trigger.
Traditionally, Golems are rocklike creatures whose structure is covered with a near-impenitrable stone.
In the case of D&D, there are several variations of Golem that use elements other than Stone, such as Iron and Flesh (which is a nod to Frankenstein).

There are mixed views as to exactly what a Golem looks like, but the general view is that a Golem is large, perhaps larger than a human, and is covered in a rocky mass. It is not all that pretty, and sometimes features a rather ugly mouth.

Golems seem to be submissive creatures, as they never really act on their own, and are controlled by whoever Summons/Finds them. Thus, they are not necessarily good or evil in spite of their evil-ish appearance.
"GOLEM used Rock Slide!" -Pokémon
"Um, so... A mad scientist is making a... Golem. No! A Flesh Golem, yeah. That's good." -Someone who plays D&D
"It's the end for you! Go, GolemTwins!" -Dalton, Chrono Trigger
by Dr. Baconman May 2, 2006
mugGet the Golem mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email