goldmine

A man who prefers boys.

The whorehouse did not serve goldmines.

by GP January 15, 2005

velvet goldmine

Term for a woman's sexual parts, ie the vagina.

The title of an excellent glam-rock era David Bowie song about a woman's genitalia.

Julia's velvet goldmine was dripping so wet that Winston could fit his entire fist into it.

by Angelo Chapman August 4, 2006

goldminger

somebody who is an expert in how Goldmine works and are at super user standard

We're all Goldmingers !!

by Queenie October 7, 2003

Goldmining

When the fist is shoved so far up ones anus to the point where fecal matter can be touched and corn is extracted from said fecal matter

Did you hear about what happened to Jude? He got caught goldmining Macy in the bathroom!

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 1, 2019

goldminger

Highly intelligent, sort after individuals. Experts in their field. Not a 'minger' in its common conotation.
Inter changable with 'munter'

A "goldminger" excels in systems and data management.

by Scott Allan October 8, 2003

Goldmund

Don't even think about it.

Goldmund was here.

by [LoD]Goldmund March 11, 2003

Goldmine

A sexual act in which you shit, mold it into a buttplug then freeze it. After, you piss in someone’s butthole, use the frozen shit plug to keep it in there. Then a second partner eats/fucks their way through, hunting for gold.

Justin: Hey I got with this girl tonight and things got crazy.
Josh: Yeah?

Justin: I set up a goldmine for ya, go “miner” out ;)

by Coloto April 30, 2020