Goddammit Joe Keteles

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.

Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

by Datishat June 7, 2019

I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

the goddamn batman

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"

From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."

by Contravene July 9, 2007

godhand.eren

the best tiktoker in the whole entire world he is so cool. sometimes he’s a bit weird but it’s ok 🤤

me: do you know godhand.eren?
them: no who the fack is that
me: *kills myself*

by erensasslice February 19, 2021

Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

Godfather

Usually used to refer to the head of an Sicilian crime family/organization (Mafia). Being someone's Godfather was a great honor in Sicilian culture, and he was expected to help in the upbringing of the baptized child, almost like a third parent.

The head of a criminal organization would look over all it's members in the same way, while he might not be related to any of them.

The term Godfather didn't really catch on until the movie(s) were released.

The Godfather settled all disputes within the family.

by Godfather July 10, 2005

Godgoggles

When Someone Can't see Anything past the Bible they are Wearing Godgoggles

Similar to Beergoggles

"He Don't understand Evolution, Because he has his Godgoggles On"

"Take off your Godgoggles"

by Atheis(topix) January 20, 2010