Goat

one of the derpiest animals you will find on the planet with is long face and its sideways eyes
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Yo you ever had that goat. London be like a goat farm.
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Bob: Drake is the goat!
Bill: No Lil Wayne is.
Tim: They're both goats!
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Most people use the word sheeple when they actually mean goat. A goat is a person that's unaware of what's going on in the world around them. They go through life on autopilot thinking everything in life is great, even when it isn't. Words synonymous with goat are sheeple, sleeper, dreamer, and ignorant.
Fred: Mandy is sure strange. She smiles all the time for no reason at all. When I asked her what's so great, she said the world is a perfect place. This world is anything, but perfect. What's wrong with her?

Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
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A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.

Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.

Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
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GoatA person who is stupid and annoying.
by Vinnoir November 21, 2004
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