Blueberry

The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.

-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.

Blueberry by Kidd Flow October 9, 2004

blueberry morning

Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.

Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.

blueberry morning by JJMcJ February 9, 2010

Blueberry Sans 

The smol cinnamon bun from Underswap. This little guy loves to make new friends and eat tacos of course~! His most famous catchphrase is: "Mweh heh heh~!". Don't try anything because his brother Papyrus is right around the corner.

Random person: "Mweh heh heh~!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs up to them and throws tacos into their face*
Random person: "Ow!!!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs away* MWEH HEH HEH~! GOODBYE HUMAN~!

Blueberry Sans by Cherry♡ November 23, 2019

blueberry blaster 

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

blueberry blaster by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

Blueberry Bomber 

When a man has a crazy case of blue balls then relieves them abruptly on to the unsuspecting female.

Aka. Blue ball load

"I gave Cindy a blueberry bomber last night she couldn't open her eyes. "

Blueberry Bomber by harold henderson December 4, 2011

blueberry tickle 

Perform the technique known as edging to achieve blue balls, then whilst your balls are blue have your partner tickle your testicles until maximum titilation is achieved.

I've gotta stand during this jam sesh, Stephanie gave me a blueberry tickle last night.

blueberry tickle by Jungle_japes June 29, 2017

@blueberrybagel 

they sadly passed away ☹️☹️ its almost like i can still see them streaming😭😭

did you hear about the super famous person @blueberrybagel?
yeah, so sad they tragically lost their three cannon lives 😞

@blueberrybagel by jillybeann July 8, 2021