Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody who has extremely high standards

Oh,Mason? He's a massive Glizzy Gobbler.

You've got no chance with them! They're a Glizzy Gobbler

by my glizzy has 3 fingers August 31, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs

"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."

by MandyTheRando August 25, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who sucks on male genitals either a lot or very well.

Clay admitted that he’s a glizzy gobbler, and all the men at the party left the room.

by Shadoroki June 27, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler.

A male named Aiden who is a simp a furry and (possibly) gay.

Wow that Is a glizzy gobbler

Yea that's Aiden because aiden is a Glizzy Gobbler.

by Skeleton Boy 3000 September 11, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

The most unfunny joke in the history of jokes

Nine year old: Dude you are a glizzy gobbler
Other Nine year old: HAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUNNY

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole February 3, 2021

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022

#1 glizzy gobbler

someone who can gobble up a massive, mega, ultra huge cock without gaging instantly

look of there... its the #1 glizzy gobbler

by truthhh tellerrr August 8, 2022